neopiacentral:

pancakes sound good until u actually have them and then ur like why did i get pancakes

reuenthalseyeliner:

It’s so sad when you slowly start to hate someone you used to like and consider your friend but just everything they do starts to feel so grating and annoying and oh I’m a terrible person

(Source: reuenthals)

(Source: jennnamarbles)

(Source: amajor7)

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
Them: look
Me: I saw that already

how do I respond to people who are nice to me

how do I respond to people who want to be friends/want to be closer friends

how do I respond to compliments

how do I interact with people

how do I

how

(Source: maskedvendor)

crystalzelda: pleatedjeans: the five stages of incessant pop music browbeaten into submission.

crystalzelda:

pleatedjeans:

the five stages of incessant pop music

browbeaten into submission.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo: [Read all the fanfic before watching the show (Fanfic Flamingo) Can’t figure out which actor is which character]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Read all the fanfic before watching the show (Fanfic Flamingo) Can’t figure out which actor is which character]

aroihkin: accobi: beranyth: prothy-the-prothean: masterassassino: doctorscottie: ozolopolis: xeruth: pepsie: theamericankid: Gaming Logic more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration. When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing. Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier. All of these things. All of them.

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

sifu-sam:

fool-ofatook:

awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME!

(Source: renious)

kingcheddarxvii:

yourfavoriteredhead:

15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Gossip”

Highlights

  • “PARKOUR!”
  • Michael busting though the office door along with Dwight and Andy and basically yelling and walking all over all the furniture.
  • “The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing Parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.”
  • DWIGHT RIDING ANDY. “GET OFF!”
  • “HARDCORE PARKOUR!” Andy jumps into refrigerator box

I’m really happy that I get to have this on my blog

Really really happy

me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
me every time I write anything: is this actually good or can I just not recognize good writing
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