pastavodkatomatoes:

ademisk:

clysmian:

naphal:

bombcollar:

“At the foot of the crater (he assumed it was a crater, the result of some sort of mining operation), trucks that looked like toys compared to the soaring, wrinkled wall behind them were clustered together by a long, corrugated building with a conveyor belt running out of each end.” Desperation, by Stephen King

well that’s not very sexy

“The seat belt garrotes the right side of my neck as, for reasons inexplicable to me, I try to climb through the roof.”

UM 

“Mais, mon cher monsieur, Arsène Lupin ne laisse jamais rien derrière lui!”

OH.

“How does this help a person to draw?”

…yup, just like every other year

“Atlantic puffins are shorebirds and relatives of auks, dovekies, and murres.”

wat

“Aber dass sogar die Taxis, ‘ne mittelalterliche Sehenswurdigkeit sind”, fugte er hinzu, “davon steht kein Wort in dem dummen Ding.”

i’m too lazy to translate i don’t even know

janecrocker:

canon kanaya is like 5000x better than fanon kanaya

(Source: morristibbs)

twated:

idk when people tell me I make them laugh it’s like the biggest compliment ever

(Source: mxdgrl)

last-reality:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO

(Source: 2chainz-senpai)

mcconaughey:

FUCK CAN YOU IMAGINE THO ITS MID 2014

AND YOU FINALLY GOT OVER HOMESTUCK,

YOUVE GOT YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT AND YOURE FINALLY MOVING ON WITH YOUR LIFE

THEN THE HOMESTUCK GAME COMES IN THE MAIL AND YOURE BACK TO BEING AN EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK

homurahomo:

WELL MY PREDICTION IS THAT SO MUCH MONEY WILL BE PUT INTO THE HOMESTUCK KICKSTARTER BY DECEMBER 24TH OR WHENEVER THE APOCALYPSE IS

THE ECONOMY WILL INVERT AND BECOME A BLACK HOLE AND END THE WORLD

giraffe—tier:

its 81 degrees more like twenty too hot

rel-ecno-eht:

do you ever sometimes just want to grab people’s faces and kiss them

like not even in a romantic way really

you just want to kiss their face because they’re nice and great and wow

(Source: jaclcfrost)

basedsharks:

why is no one up right now i thought this is when everyone on tumblr is insane and hysterical aka ‘tumblr after dark’ or something idk i pass out everytime who care

(Source: kawaiipyro)

purplesummer91:

bromantic-romantic:

lacefedora:

ladymangoberry:

The last one.

Definitely the last one.

Ohhho yes.

The last one omg yes please

keju-puff-daddy:

fanfictions that include a lengthy dialogue of the authors talking to each other and or to a fictional character in the author’s note. 

(Source: kejupuffs)

(Source: lightxiii)

8oohbah:

Aki con is going go have so much gravity falls cosplay,

thelegendofjenna:

1. Expecting parents
2. Writers